ToyFarce News: Star Wars Collector Ecstatic About Owning a Bar Where Everyone Knows Your Name!

Bespin refugee - June 10, 2024

"My parents will be so proud!" said Mark, a Star Wars collector who's also a beer and cocktail connoisseur. Hasbro has finally unveiled their latest Star Wars Haslab offering, and it is none other than the Mos Eisley Cantina, also known as a wretched hive of scum and villainy! Star Wars fans are very excited about the colossal playset, while others, who love their beverages, are also excited about the possibility of owning a bar! ToyFarce investigated...

"Finally, I will have my own bar!" said Mark. "After years of spending most of my evenings at bars, I will finally own one! All those years were not for nothing! *sips Gin & Tonic* I'll make a great bar owner! All the characters will have multiple glasses in front of them, to show that they're taken care of really well with me!"

"I'll put the Mos Eisley Cantina on a BAR! How about that? Mind blown right? A bar on a bar! *sips beer* I have great ideas sometimes... I really think they should hire me! *burp*"

The Star Wars The Vintage Collection Mos Eisley Cantina comes in 2 different options, will end in 28 days (July 8th) and is sitting at nearly 50% funded at time of writing.

More news at 11:00... "Sorry about the mess..."
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!
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ucsf - 2024-06-10 @ 11:39 pm

Wheh! I'm glad, Hasbro is going to release this one right before the prequels' designs. Nobody wants a Bar Bar Binks situation.

Frozentenderloin - 2024-06-10 @ 3:04 pm

Cheers to this!

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